Sneakergate

Got a phone call yesterday (4/8) around 4:00PM regarding a pair of shoes that were missing from when I returned my youngest back to her mother.

"Could you please return the shoes?"

"Certainly"

"Thanks"

----FAST FORWARD TWO HOURS----

There was a follow-up text which asked "when?".  To which I replied I was not sure.

----FAST FORWARD ANOTHER TWO HOURS----

I then received the following:

Now was this enough? OH NO.  This person here is a professional.

Just a tad bit later (click to enlarge)....

Clearly, we are dealing with someone at an adequate level of stability....

Also, my girlfriend is totally a whore.  If it's on the internet, it has to be true.